person: can you tell me a joke
person: ... well what is it??
me: you're already looking at it
My friends: Do you guys have any shot glasses? I prefer to count my vodka intake with shots...
My friends: No, I have to get high before I start in on the Jack.
My friends: This weed is so dank.
Me: I like orange juice.
Finn: TITS OR GTFO
gaymzee: gender is just extremely dumb and i think we should all identify as chairs
elkian: ophiuchustroll: octopusoracle: poison-x-ivy: So I never uploaded this. But look at the scary amounts of Homestuck at Megacon. I cut it short because one of them knew me! Well I knew her too but definitely didn’t recognize her xD oH MY GOD this is the exact opposite of the one i was just at wow so many quality cosplays it’s like a freaking homestuck parade holy shit dude ...
Have you ever been so mad you ripped your own arm...
karkats-waifu: gogthatsnotironicatall: at-midnight-in-the-hangingtree: oldwornoutsuitandshoes: irsawesum: this makes me laugh so much. LMAO wait youre doing it wrong much better Kira wins 81
terezbian: MY DAD JUST WALKED IN WITH A POWERSAW AND A GASMASK AND SCREAMED VIVA LA REVOLUTION WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
spelled-like-a: erinadsampora: ...
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